Emotional Souffle

Oh come one!
You know exactly what I mean.
Don't you?
Creamy souffle...that just melts in your mouth
Always leaves you craving for more.
Chocolate always does it for me.
But here's a new kind of souffle...
Emotional Souffle...
Ingredients?
I'm not sure that is a good idea.
But maybe if you've understood
Every ingredient without a second read
then perhaps you've already tasted your Emotional Souffle!

Ingredients for Emotional Souffle
1 haywire relationship
1 partner of partner (current or ex)
1 broken heart over ex-affair
1 really interesting distraction(swaad anusaar)
A few shoulders to cry on
A few people to flirt with
An old flame that never dies to heat things up
Some rum on the rocks
Oodles of cigarettes
Dollops of chocolate! for icing

Beat'em all into one yummy batter.
Serve at room temperature.

You know what I mean?!
Enjoy!